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Going Soho
The Pleasures and Perils of a Home-based Business
By Kara Stefan
Two
years ago, I moved from the West Coast to the East Coast,
which worked out perfectly for my home-based job. That's because
I still live on West Coast time.
And that's why you'll find me turning off the TV after "Law
& Order" on Wednesday nights to sit at my desk and knock
out another 3 or 4 hours of writing. For me, that's the most
peaceful, fruitful time of the day. My son is asleep. My neighbors
are asleep. My neighbors' barking dogs are asleep. And the
obnoxious lawn mowers that crank up at 8 a.m. are also, thankfully,
asleep.
Only my cat, Huckleberry, is up and bounding around the house,
keeping me company and swatting at papers as they're spit
out of my printer.
First: The Pleasures
You could pretty much cast me in one of those TV commercials
where I'm interviewing top CEOs and company presidents while
still in my robe and pajamas at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
I love nothing better in life than sleeping late. And finally,
after years of school, normal jobs, and the baby, toddler,
and elementary years, I can. My son has learned to get up,
make his breakfast, pack his lunch, and get outside for the
school bus by 7:15 a.m. all on his own. He wakes me for the
requisite morning kiss. Then I'm back out like a light.
Flexible hours, flexible location, and low overhead. Life
is good.
Then: The Perils
- Marketing: Perhaps the dreariest task of all. For
years I had to network with people in the business world
that I never respected in the first place. Rewriting pieces
over and over again because each person up the food chain
wanted a different approach. Don't these people ever communicate
with each other at work? Oh, that's right--corporate America.
They don't.
- Accounts Receivable: Now here's a fun job: Call
up clients (or rather, soon-to-be ex-clients) and ask them
the payment status on a 3-month-old invoice. I typically
(and diplomatically) suggest that perhaps it got "lost in
the shuffle" and offer to send them a new one.
- Stockpiling: This is the feast or famine syndrome.
You either need a spouse who's pulling down a steady paycheck
or a stomach of steel. You never know where your next paycheck's
coming from, when it's coming, or even if it's coming. You
end up having to stockpile cash--like a squirrel hoarding
for the winter--because there are often long periods of
time before work picks up again.
- When It Rains: And when work does come, it comes
in droves. I'm convinced my clients get together, rub their
hands maliciously in union and say, "let's kill her beach
trip plans." Then again, who can turn down the money, thereby
risking the chance that they may never call again?
- The Child Factor: I'm on a phone interview with
America's leading expert on ferrets (or whatever), and my
son comes home from school, slams the front door, and in
his best Ricky Ricardo voice screams out, "Honey, I'm home!"
Or how about when he shoves a scribbled note in front of
me that reads, "I'll be at Denny's or Blake's or Ryan's
or Patrick's or…." --you get the point. Oh, and lest we
not forget the phase he went through where he answered potential
client phone calls with the salutation, "Yeahhh, baaabbby!"
All in all, is a home-based business really a good idea?
Are you kidding; I'll never go back to a corporate job again.
And so say all those in my home-based business network, and
we're a strong, growing lot.
In fact, there's over 25.5 million SOHOs (small office/home
office businesses) in America. That's 1 in every 4 households.
If you're thinking about striking it out on your own, let
me offer my heartiest recommendation. Plus, here are a few
pearls of wisdom to help you get started:
- Stockpile a year's worth of income, or at least 6 months.
- Get rid of credit card debt.
- Line up affordable health insurance alternatives.
- If you're going to buy a house, apply for the mortgage
before you give up that steady paycheck. You may even want
to apply for a home equity loan in case you get strapped
for cash down the road.
- Develop a circle of midday friends you can call to discuss,
say, last night's episode of "Will & Grace," since solo
operations can be, well…solo. Experts call this syndrome
the "water cooler effect."
- Create a network of other home-based workers who understand
your unique situation because when you complain about work
to people with "normal" jobs, they just think you're whining.
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